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RaigerGoesSwimming
Well, friends, your answers were hilarious but perhaps I should have given you just a couple hints. A major one would have been: we don’t watch tv. I used to watch TLC on Monday nights but then we started our small group and Kate was starting to get way {as Raiger would say} under my skin. There have been a few times when I feel somewhat uninformed because we don’t watch tv. Erika called early last week and asked me something about swine flu. I said, “What are you saying… swine? Like pigs?” She went on to ask me if I was still living on planet earth. ANYWAY… there was only one person who was remotely close
Hope Atchinson said: Are they “nursing” the teddybear??
I walked in and it went like this:
Me: Girls, what are y’all doing?
Morgan: Mom, we’re at a Bluegrass Festival and Paige is breastfeeding her bear.
Me: A Bluegrass Festival?
Morgan: Yes, Mom… we’re at a Bluegrass Festival.
I guess if you’re going to breastfeed in public I can think of few better places than a Bluegrass Festival. I’ve personally only been to one {maybe 2} “bluegrass festivals”. Justin took Morgan to hear bluegrass music 2 years ago and apparently that’s where she pulled it from. They had the stroller {next to Paige} loaded down with a picnic blanket and other “dolls”. Kids, aren’t they the best?!

MorganGoesSwimming

Hope, send me an email: darby613(at)gmail(dot)com.

Thanks for playing… let’s do it again soon, ok!?

ps- I’m having an absolute BLAST with the fam. We have a BIG weekend ahead of us and I’ll be sure to update soon with pics… oh, and round 3… yes, that’s coming soon too!

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  • Kat
    May 8, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Bahahahahaha! Breastfeeding at a bluegrass festival. That is priceless!

  • Bec
    May 8, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    That is so funny that first they decided to be at the bluegrass festival, and that while they were there they decided that the baby needed to be breastfed! Hilarious!

  • Anonymous
    May 8, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    That is cute! Hey, can you tell the rest of us where we can get the super cool mugs?

    stephanie

  • L
    May 8, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    Haha! What a riot! That is too cute.

  • Teresa @ Grammy Girlfriend
    May 8, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    That is so funny….Love it

  • Rachel
    May 8, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    Goodness! I laughed so hard!! I should’ve at least gotten somewhere close; my parents actually met at one!

  • Allison aka HaselBride
    May 8, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Oh my goodness! I laughed out loud for way too long at that one. Kids really do say the darnedest things. Thanks for sharing parts of your life with us. They are so cute!

  • Caroline
    May 8, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    This is so funny. I love it. I even read it to my hubby.

  • Kendall Boggs
    May 9, 2009 at 5:25 am

    i was sure mine had made it!!! that’s really cute!

  • Hillary @ The Other Mama
    May 9, 2009 at 5:50 am

    So funny! And festival for breastfeeding is hilarious, but bluegrass especially. Love it!

  • Ashley
    May 9, 2009 at 6:03 am

    That is GREAT! Breastfeeding – they’ll definitely have fond memories of that! Oh, and we don’t watch TV either, with no cable and all. Although we do sneak a few episodes of network TV in every now and then…NO network news though (or FoxNews sadly). I can’t stand it! I don’t miss cable AT ALL!

  • Lindsey
    May 9, 2009 at 7:09 am

    That is absolutely hysterical!
    As for TV, I don’t watch nearly as much as I used to. Growing up and especially when I went college, that is all I did. (when did I study? haha) But when Jeremy and I got married, I stopped watching so much b/c he doesn’t watch a lot of TV and I decided I would rather spend time with him. And it is honestly so freeing knowing that I don’t have to be home, through with dinner, etc. b/c my show is coming on! Although we do watch American Idol…But we swear next year we’re not going to!

  • Rachel
    May 9, 2009 at 9:23 am

    This cracks me up! I don’t think any of the answers were as funny as the truth!

  • pve design
    May 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Hey y’all – I should have known, if I looked a little closer and seen the give-away “no shoes” barefoot, then I sure would have guessed that they were at a “Bluegrass Festival”
    lol – too funny.

  • :o) mg
    May 9, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    YAY! Congratulations, Hope!!
    I agree with the second Rachel: the real answer WAS way funnier than any that we came up with (though I still think Regis and Kelly was clever).
    Hey, Hope, when can we all come over for coffee? 🙂

  • Jessica Ranjbari
    May 10, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    that’s hilarious… happy Mother’s day Darby! 🙂

  • Natalie Roe
    May 10, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    that is one of the funniest things i have ever heard.

    and i dont think anyone could have ever guessed that!! children are amazing.

    i just read it to my husband and he died out laughing too.

  • paula
    May 11, 2009 at 6:00 am

    too funny. My daughter all of a sudden has a fascination with nursing. I don’t watch tv either and was quite confused when my husband was telling me about the “swan” flu, oops.

  • The Harris Family
    May 11, 2009 at 6:55 am

    Kids are so great with what they say! I’m cracking up! Happy Mothers Day Darby!

  • the sweet life with olives
    May 11, 2009 at 11:25 am

    ok, that is freaking funny. the breast-feeding, the festival… you and the swine flu?!?!?! You crack me up.

  • lindsay
    May 11, 2009 at 11:54 am

    laughing so hard!

  • JMW
    May 12, 2009 at 7:45 am

    You’ve been tagged…

  • Carly
    May 12, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    This cracks me up! Next up, hippy dresses and birkenstocks:)